Compliment My Dear Friend -Me ofrecen $16MM

Posted by myself - 30/04/07 at 03:04:14 pm

De vez en cuando es bueno que lo consideren a uno para grandes cosas. Y quizá mejor, cuando esas cosas traen beneficios adicionales. Se que no debo poner contenido en inglés, pero he recibido esta carta y quiero mostrarsela a los lectores de bolsanegra:

From Dr Johnson Mike,
Cotonou-Republic of Benin,
West Africa.
27:04:2007
 
Dear Friend,
 
I presumed that all is well with you and your family. Please let this not be a surprise message to you because i got your contact information from the international directory few weeks ago before i decided to contact you on this magnitude and lucrative transaction for our present and future survival in life. Moreover, I have laid all the solemn trust in you before i decided to disclose this successful & confidential transaction to you.
 
I am the Auditor In charge of Foreign Remittance Unit of our bank and i decided to contact you for this financial transaction worth Sixteen Million United States Dollars ($16.M) for our present and future success.
 
This is an abandoned fund that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died in March 2003 on a Car Accident on his way to Our Warlf leaving nobody behind to put claim over his left balance with our bank.
 
Meanwhile i was very fortune to come across the deceased file when i was arranging the old and abandoned customer’s files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of the year against 2006.
 
Informed clearly that it was stated in our Foreign banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of 5 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the treasury as an unclaimed fund. However, it is not authorized by the rules guiding our country for a citizen to make the claim of the fund unless you are a foreigner no matter the country. So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the next of kin to the deceased.
 
When the fund is transferred into your account, 35% will be for you in respect of all your assistance for the transfer of the fund into your account and provision of the bank account where the bank will remit the fund, 5% set aside to incure any expenses that might arise on the course of making this transaction a success while 60%, will be for i and my colleagues.
 
If you are really sure of your, Trustworthiness, Accountability and confidentiality on this transaction contact me and accept not to change your mind to cheat, or disappoint me when the fund is transferred into your account. So reply for the assurance with your telephone and fax numbers necessary to facilitate an easy communication.
 
Upon receipt of your interesting response, you will be notified on next steps and procedures to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately within 7 banking working days.
 
I expect your urgent communication.
 
Yours sincerely,
Dr Johnson Mike.

Para hacer corto el cuento, se me ofrece el 35% de una transacción monetaria de 16Millones de Dolares ya que, Mike ha dispuesto toda su confianza en mí en esta "exitosa y confidencial" transacción. En total, estaría recibiendo al rededor de usd 5MM por mi colaboración.

¿Qué opinan? ¿Acepto la propuesta?

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  1. si todos los spam fuesen asi y fuesen de verdad yo amaria los spam jajaja, saludos

    Comment by alexs! — April 30, 2007 #

  2. Yo, YO, ¡YO!, ¡YOOOOOOO!

    Yo NO aceptaria semejante propuesta :P

    Empezando por el ingles mal redactado y culminando por la “Peculiar” legislacion que limita el reclamo del dinero a solamente extranjeros sin importar la nacionalidad.
    Lo que me extraña es que no hayan pedido algun aporte de tu parte para iniciar los tramites

    Comment by Harigane — April 30, 2007 #

  3. Te felicito!! Casualmente a mi me ofrecieron la misma suma :D

    Comment by Nico — April 30, 2007 #

  4. Nico y ¿si la aceptamos y repartimos las ganancias con Harigane y Alexs? : D

    Si todos los SPAMS fueran así y fueran reales, el mundo sería un lugar lleno de ricos, de gente que se muere por no pasar una cadena, mala suerte por doquier y un Google ofreciendo 10Tb de espacio para cada cuenta en Gmail … ^^

    Comment by myself — May 1, 2007 #

  5. RECIBI EL MISMO MSJ HACE TIEMPO QUE NO LE RESPONDO
    LA IDEA DE ESTO ES SACARTE DINERO A LA HORA DE LA SUPUESTA TRANSACCION
    PERO NO ME LLEGO COMO SPAM ASI Q NO SE IGUAL NO RESPONDO A COSAS QUE PASAN EN INTERNET

    Comment by lucas — May 3, 2007 #

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